Zar is da main character, or so she thinks, of da strip, which is kind of why it's named after her. She's a fox, Alix and Chrisodeo's sister, and she loves games. She and Alix have played games since they could read. She's also a complete DDR freak which drives her brothers nuts.

Zar is easily entertained by horrible things, and thus tailormade fer finding amusement on da internet. She often scars her brothers with da horrors that she finds, most of which glances off of her like water off a duck's back.
Zar also has something of an exoskeleton (pupated at age three), which makes it impossible for anyone to ever have sex with her. She'a also missing half her reproductive system, and it's kind of a stroke of luck that she has as many sexual characteristics as she does. Her low hormone level means she has no sexual attraction fer anyone ever.
Zar writes and draws slash which her brothers purposely ignore so in the end that really works out for everyone. She wears a purple shirt but it's so long it's more like a dress. It is, however, NOT A DRESS.
Zar's also da creator and writer of da strip. But that's an entirely different Zar. So just stick with this desc. Her font is Zag.

Alix is Zarla's younger brother and a wolf. A little green wolf. Yeah. They do almost everythin tagether and they're best friends, despite all of the arguments they get into. He loves ta be evil ta other peeps and also loves Fallout. He also loves Bjork. Shhh.
Alix generally doesn't tolerate a great deal of nonsense unless it's from his sister or his friends. He suffers from an almost crippling social paranoia and anxiety which gives Zar ample opportunity to embarass him at every opportunity. Alix can be rather protective of Zar and mostly doesn't trust her ta do anything serious or life-threatening, which really is understandable, considering this is Zar we're talking about here.
On the side, Alix works part-time as the Shaper of the Universe, which is big money big money no whammy STOP. He's abnormally short compared to others his age, but since his friends all seem to match his size (bizarre anomaly out of space?) it doesn't really affect him that much. His shirt says "Death to Mushbooms" on it and he wears a necklace with a Libra sign on it, because obviously he's a Pisces. His font is BigMisterC.

Chrisodeo is Zarla and Alix's older brother (by about seven years) and a raccoon. He is very serious and does not tolerate yer antics. He likes games too but doesn't like ta play with Zar or Alix, cause he's too serious and Zar and Alix's dorky antics do not amuse him. They both hero-worship him terribly and therefore basically let Chrisodeo do whatever he wants whenever he wants. This doesn't always work well for our favorite fox and wolf pair, but hey, they don't care. As long as Chrisodeo pays attention to them.
Chrisodeo is insanely and fiercely protective of Zar, but only in situations where she's really in physical danger. While he would never express his feelings verbally or with any kind of facial expression, he will leap as required (imagined or not) to Zar's defense. Chrisodeo cares for both of his stupid siblings even tho he never says so outloud, but he trusts Alix ta take care of himself more so than Zar. Even when ya think he isn't watching, Chrisodeo usually has one eye on his siblings ta make sure they aren't doing something stupid AND permanently damaging.
Chrisodeo can do some amazing cool stuff cause he's so awesome, although he doesn't show it often. He's in love with Serenity, his girlfriend, and they've been together for years and years. He's really tall, never takes off his sunglasses or trenchcoat, and never shows any emotion. His font is Creepygirl.

Soshi is Zar's roommate (if we wanna be consistent with da plotline that I started before that went totally nowhere and was completely fergotten in a strip) and one of her closest friends. She does all kind of crazy cool stuff that's so crazy if I told you, your head would pop from the sheer don't stop of it all. Pop till you don't stop, which would be a lot of poppage, let me tell you. Why, when I was your age
She's a Hekshanian, which is an alien. Not a furry. AN ALIEN. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. ARE YOU LISTENING?
She's all crazy and stuff but not as much as some of the people that wander this crazy crazy place we dare call life. Cue rain and rose. FUNKMEISTER S-SHI YO
Her font is Chiller.

Sheena is Zar's cousin (on her mom's side) and one of her bestest friends since they was little. They do tons of weird stuff tagether. She is also a fantastically amazing artist, so much so that she should eat France. She's purple, provin any color in da visible spectrum is viable here and she's a puma.
You may wonder, how can a puma be related to a fox? to which I answer, how can a fox be related to both a wolf and a raccoon at the same time? SHOWED YOU THERE, DIDN'T I?
She and Zar often play DDR tagether since almost no one else will.
Her font is Cobb.

Myk's a hedgehog with wacked-out spikes that go ALL OVER, includin inta eachother and in opposite directions. No one really knows why cause other hedgehogs don't have that problem, but what the heck. Who really cares, when ya get right down ta it? Maybe someday Myk will have some weird health probs related to it and hafta have an operation, but someday never comes.
Anyway, he's got three scars runnin down his face from someone he pushed a little too far some time ago. He wears a green shirt with da words "Final Fantasy 7" on em and jeans. He's one of Alix's best friends.
Myk likes ta break things. The sound of shattering glass is his delicious candy, which is why most people stay away from him. He's generally kinda mean and works with Alix part-time as Destroyer of da Universe. He doesn't like Gintara very much, but they do tolerate eachother most of da time. Mostly cause Gintara is petrified of Myk and therefore does everything he says. Myk's font is MousePut.

Gintara's a mouse and Alix's other best friend. That green wolf is just so popular. He wears a grey shirt that says "NYC (New Yahk City)" on it. It's unknown as ta whether or not Gintara ever actually went ta NYC or if in fact NYC exists at all. His shirt is very mysterious.
He's fairly shy but really good at trickin other peeps cause he looks so innocent, which is what Alix and Myk mainly use him for. He's hyperactive (as if anyone ISN'T here) and kinda neurotic and freaks out about a lotta stuff. If there's anyone who's real easy to tweak, it's Gintara.
Things break or explode around him, tho not in da same way they do around Myk. It's like he's got some crazy field of "BREAKAGE" around him at all times, which is another reason why he and Myk are typically avoided.
Gintara is also somewhat socially awkward, but on a whole different scale than Alix. Gintara has the amazing and fantastic ability to say the most awkward thing possible at the worst time possible. This is almost painful at times. His friends tolerate it, but it can be jarring ta those unfamiliar with him. Gintara has NO IDEA that he says these things and doesn't intend ta hurt or embarass people in da process.
He also works part-time with Alix and Myk as the Creator of the Universe. Gintara's scared of Myk usually and with good reason cause Myk's spikes are really really sharp. Gintara's font is Flimsy Stave.

Bryce and Peetor DESTROYER OF WORLDS (or Pete) are more commonly known as just The Twins. They're rarely ever seen apart, mostly cause they use that ta their advantage. Yet again, two more friends of Alix's who is just SO AMAZINGLY POPULAR OMG, Bryce and Pete provide a very odd force to their strange friendship quadrangle. I'm sorry, I have no idea what I'm talking about. Okay, let me try this again. Okay. Bryce and Pete are identical twins and iguanas. Pete's the one with glasses. Bryce and Pete have spent the majority of their lives beating the living heck out of eachother, including such episodes of the pogostick down the stairs, the wrestling match on the trampoline that ended up with Bryce breaking an arm and Pete chipping a tooth, the meat tenderizer (which, by the way, leaves some amazingly painful bruises), the paintball gun from five feet away (for ten bucks!), and other such incidents that make normal people flinch in pain. Because of this, Bryce and Pete don't even really feel pain anymore, which just leaves them open to inflict more pain on eachother. Go fig. The two of them of course are gamers (who isn't these days?) and specialize in finding glitches, bugs, or cheats in games and exploiting them as much as possible.
In terms of personality, Peter and Bryce are rather different. Pete tends to be a jerk and has no qualms about making this abundantly clear as soon as you meet him. A vegetarion and something of a racist/speciesist, Pete says things that other people think but never say because of tact or respect. As a result Pete can be extremely hard to get along with if ya don't know him. Thankfully, Alix, Myk, and Gintara have known Pete for years upon years, so this general jerkitude does not bother them in the least. Pete is the one most likely to smack Gintara and tell him to shut up if he says something stupid or awkward, something which the others are secretly thankful for.
Bryce is more laid-back and mellow and generally the more pleasant twin to be around. Bryce actually isn't a jerk to anyone and gets along fairly easily with others. He's also rather slow to rile, although Pete, of course, knows the quickest and most effective way to drive Bryce crazy.
Bryce's shirt reads "Bagman" and Pete's reads "I'm Always Right." They also got in with Alix on the whole part-time madness, altho their jobs aren't nearly as sweet as being Shaper, Creator, or Destroyer. They only moonlight (haw haw) as the Moon and the Sun. Their font is Westminster.

Serenity is a siamese cat and Chrisodeo's girlfriend. She's been with him fer years and years and is actually technically older then he is. She's very nice to other people and loves to make stuff. She also likes organizing big things like outings or stuff like that. She's very very sweet and friendly to other people and, somewhat ironically, is much the opposite of Chrisodeo. She likes games as well as he does and their interests mesh a lot. Her font is PR Celtic Narrow.

Greg is a goat and Chrisodeo's best friend. They've been tagether since they were kids and in fact even before Zar and Alix were born. Greg isn't as emotionless as Chrisodeo but he makes up fer it in utter and complete cynicism and sarcasm. Greg and Chrisodeo both like games and hang out tagether all the time. Their thoughts and interests mesh a lot, and the two of them can spend hours playing games or tearing apart things they don't like together.
Greg also plays Bass Guitar for a band. He loves ta eat and he's kinda heavy but his coat hides it most of the time. He's got a buncha earrings, a nose ring, and a goatee. His font is Vargas.

Ashido is a raccoon (who, surprisingly enough, is NOT related to Zar) and a big gaming dork/geek/nerd in every way. He's covered with fleas, ticks, and various other parasites, he's dirty, and he can't hold a conversation fer two seconds without talkin about some game. Even his wings are neglected and lost all their feathers and are also infested with all sorts of kinds of hideous parasitic life. He's an albino cause he spent too much time inside. He's scared of water, perpetually itchy, completely oblivious ta how he looks, and he's gay. Oh yeah, and sometimes he can be reeeeeeeeally sarcastic, but not usually. That's what's called "flippin da sarcasm switch". Or at least that's what he calls it. His font is Commodore64.

Name: Space Pony
Species: A Pony of Space. And just for the record, a dead sexy pony of space. A sexy sexy pony, that Space Pony is. That sexy, sexy, dead sexy pony of space.
A Pathetic Excuse for a Background: Space Pony once was very smart. Then he decided being smart was boring. So he went insane. This is why, in the midst of his incoherent gibberish, he will quote Shakespeare. Thus is the way with those too-sexy Space Ponies.
His font is Earthbound.

Tom da Miscellaneous Cat Guy is da cat that shows up whenever I don't wanna use a character more then once. He changes clothes, genders, personalities, names, and job occupations. Generally, he's white with brown hair. He's everywhere doin everythin ta borrow a quote from Legend of Mana. His font is Times New Roman.

Petite's a skunk and a bigot. She hates absolutely everyone, including you. She lost her eye when she insulted da wrong person. She hates everyone from any other kind of species with little or any explanation. She has no friends and apparently doesn't want any. She goes out of her way ta insult, hurt, or mock peeps that are different from her, altho it's guessed this could be cause she hates herself. No one cares enough ta find out. Her font is Surfer.

Crystal is a Pumox, a half-breed of fox and puma. She's da result of a failed and tragic love affair Zarla had some time ago. Of course, as Alix once said, she usually only shows up for a cheap gag. Most of da time she doesn't exist and if she does she's a baby.
Crystal hates Zarla with a passion, blaming her fer da breakup between her and her father and her own twisted upbringin as a half-breed, shunned by others in society. Either way, Crystal hates Zarla and her family intensely and spends most of her time doing drugs with her friend Jasper. Her font is Violation.

Xam's a flying squirrel and a very angry one at that. Her ears are pierced so many times ya can't see any flesh under em and she wears a huge amount of necklaces along with spiked bracelets on her wrists and ankles. Her tail has been tye-dyed various colors. She usually wears khaki shorts, a white shirt, prescription sunglasses, and a very angry expression. I use Xam instead of Zar in certain situations that involve my necklaces, although in personality me and Xam aren't that similar at all. She swears excessively. She doesn't like or use sarcasm, preferrin ta shout obscenities and use physical violence. She has no patience. Her font is Bradley Hand ITC.

Go Keenspace, sucka.